A horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves; hosted by Emily Gonzalez, Henley Cox and Sammy Smart. New episodes every Wednesday!
SESSION 9 with Jeremy Cobb
Grab your headphones and put on some jazz cuz it's time to explore an abandoned mental hospital in the middle of the night! This week we are joined by Jeremy Cobb (Three Black Halflings, JC's on Movies, The Quantum Reactor) to recap the 2001 psychological horror film Session 9. Do yourself a favor and watch this clip. TRAILER Recap begins @ 26:34 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TERRIFIER & TERRIFIER 2
We're recapping BOTH Terrifier movies because Sammy knew she wouldn't be able to convince Emily and Henley to return if she only did one of them! She was right!!!! Join us as we try to focus on the good things in life (like this evil clown's adorable tiny hat!) TRAILER Terrifier recap beings @ 22:57 Terrifier 2 recap begins @ 48:02 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
M3GAN with Stephanie Albala
Time to meet your new best friend, M3GAN! Everything from her 70's naturalist hair to her rhythmic TikTok dances are perfect and she will do anything to protect you. Newly-crowned Horrorspondent and resident movie buff, Stephanie Albala joins us this week as we imagine what the R rated version of this movie might be like.... TRAILER Recap begins @ 28:24 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE: Part 1
This episode is part 1 of a series of 3. The remaining two episodes are available on our Patreon. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Find merch on our website. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fm Podcast artwork by @EllaTalkinSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER 2
This episode was originally released on our Patreon in August 2022. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Find merch on our website. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fm Podcast artwork by @EllaTalkinSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
VIOLENT NIGHT
What do ice skates, nutcrackers, and chimneys have in common? They can all be used as deadly weapons!! Join us as we rediscover the magic of Christmas with bad Santa, David Harbour in peak xmas horror-comedy film VIOLENT NIGHT. Seasons Beatings, everyone!! TRAILER Recap begins @ 29:23 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONES AND ALL
A flesh-eating, ripped jeans-wearing, puppy-love feeling Timotay Shalamay stars in Luca Guadagnino's BONES AND ALL! Join us as we travel across America trying to quell our cannibalistic urges :D TRAILER Recap begins @ 28:25 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
THE MENU (LIVE!)
Ralph Fiennes, Nicholas Hoult AND Anya Taylor-Joy?? Yes, Chef! We're recapping THE MENU and ordering Papa John's after. Join us! This episode is edited from a live, online show Tickets to the live show are available until December 10th here. TRAILER Recap starts @ 17:18 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Get your merch here. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
ARMY OF DARKNESS with Evan & Andrew Gregory
Bruce Campbell's drinkable chin, sexy one-liners and gorgeous chainsaw arm make for a...perfect film? This week we're recapping Sam Raimi's ARMY OF DARKNESS, the third installment in the EVIL DEAD series, with help from Evan and Andrew Gregory (Punch Up The Jam and Viral Youtube hits like "It's Corn!")!! Can Evan redeem himself after his Human Centipede episode? We doubt it, but tune in to find out! TRAILER Recap starts @ 45:09 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bonus Episode: I SAW THE DEVIL
I Saw the Devil is streaming on Hulu To hear this full episode, join our Patreon. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
DON'T WORRY DARLING
Harry Styles cooking, Olivia Wilde drinking and Florence Pugh carrying an entire movie, we're recapping DON'T WORRY DARLING!! Do we feel better after talking about this movie for two hours? We do not! Do we feel better after digging into the black-hole of nothingness that is all the drama around this film? NOPE! NOT AT ALL! Yet here we are, friends. We love you, we did this for the 69% (nice) of you who voted yes in our instagram poll <3 (and also, honestly, we did it for ourselves). TRAILER Recap starts @ 40:00 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
WINCHESTER with Christine Schiefer & Em Schulz
Laudanum, ghosts, Helen Mirren and a completely unnecessary male protagonist, we're recapping WINCHESTER with the hosts of "And That's Why We Drink" podcast! Christine and Em are here to tell us the REAL story behind the famous Winchester Mystery House - including all the details of their VIP/BTS tour of the insane 160 room mansion! TRAILER Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
THE SADNESS
Well, it's finally happened - we found a movie Sammy hates even more than Green Inferno!! THE SADNESS is wall-to-wall lecherous zombies and disgusting, exhausting violence and WE HATED IT!! TW: Sexual violence, violence against children TRAILER Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
THE BLACKCOAT'S DAUGHTER
Boiler rooms, (hairless?) nuns, and squeaky, squeaky doors - this week we're recapping the only A24 movie Sammy has never seen, THE BLACKCOAT'S DAUGHTER! Kiernan Shipka, Emma Roberts and Lucy Boynton star in this moody, spooky film. TRAILER Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bonus Episode: SMILE
Halloween Santa brought us a heavy handed metaphor! Smile is in theaters now! To hear the full episode, join our Patreon. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.